Gibbie, the White Slaver! Now there's a villain if I ever heard o'one! Evil man sending them innocent young girls across state lines for who knows what dastardly, nefarious, and immoral purpose!

Gibbie, ya need to grow one o'dem long, snakey, handlebar mustaches, eh?

Gibbie Whiplash, the White Slaver! Scourge o'the Western World!  


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"I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here."

"No healthy person willingly heaps abuse upon another struggling soul."