Tonzarelli said he was putting the brakes on Evil-baying...didn't say nothing about stopping shopping altogether!

Dat's da way some of us get around the Missus! Take notes, Omar--one day you, too, will need to know how to skirt "Da Skirt!"

Only...you didn't hear that from me! I never, ever said that! In fact, this is not even me writing this--it's some "un-identified source."


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"No healthy person willingly heaps abuse upon another struggling soul."