Off topic and a funny story--working for the Guv'ment, I got to see some funny stuff. We, meaning my staff, sent one of my official letters to a client located in Brighton, Michigan--about 50 miles and 60 minutes drive time from our office in Lansing, Michigan. Well, the client didn't say anything to us about the letter, so we assumed all was over and done. A good MONTH later we get our letter back from the US Post Awful stamped "No such address" in...wait for it...Brighton, ENGLAND!

I kid you NOT with this. It actually happened. The letter was correctly addressed for Brighton, MI, but the Post Awful sent it overseas to England.

Ya think lightning can't strike twice?

We sent another letter to a differnt client in Manchester, Michigan--about 45 minutes and 45 miles from Lansing, but south and west from Brighton, Michigan. Was it some sort of strange coincidence that there's a Manchester, ENGLAND?

You guessed it! The same Post Awful sent our letter, correctly addressed and stamped for postage rates in Michigan, and that letter took an overseas trip to jolly ol' England, also!

I'm serious as MY heart attack--these events actually happened!

Cross my heart and hope I live a long time yet to come!


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