Yah, well...I've been reading on the 'Net lately that bears have eaten some folks out in Nature. It's one thing to be killed by an animal and it's altogether different to get killed and eaten by said beasties! Seems to me that being eaten by bears is one of those things that are almost always 100% avoidable!

But...drink yer drinks and shoot at what you will, but just remember..."it ain't so much fun when the rabbit has the gun!"

Also remember that old saw about, "does a wild bear shit in the woods?" The answer is yes, and Uncle Leon got shat by one big-ass bear when HE went bear hunting years ago!

Remember only YOU can prevent bear attacks--stay outa the woods where "lions and tigers and bears" live! says little Dorothy, in Kansas.

One last remember...remember...bears don't care what brand of beer you drink or what brand of scotch you drink--you taste the same either way.

Hey, if ya don't mind much...leave the Joes at home so at least THEY will be safe and unlikely eaten by bears.

Thank you, and it's been fun knowing you, Mr. Mouse. We're all gonna miss you.


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