You guys kill me with yer Joes in a Christmas tree! Nut'ing says "fun" like a Joe-sniper in overwatch position to assure Peace on Earth!

"On the first day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me,
a Joe-soldier in a Pear tree!"



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The following is a Public Service announcement:

Arctic Joe might suffer without gloves or mittens and better head and face protection from the cold. Every Arctic soldier is carefully taught these things once assigned to cold weather duty stations. Details, yes, but important details. Frostbite is NOT fun. Remember--Joe sets the example for thousands of kids of ALL ages world-wide.

***We now return to our regularly scheduled programming, already in session.***






"The Democratic Peoples' 1/6th  Republic of Levinia needs YOU! Volunteer today!"

"I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here."

"No healthy person willingly heaps abuse upon another struggling soul."